Bang! Bang! Bang!

So ... social responsibility aside, I've always loved guns. Judge me if you must, but they're so hot to me. Since My dad taught me how to shoot a shotgun when I was 8 years old, to the present where I have to beg my friends to go with me to the shooting range and blow off some steam. Guns are fun (when you're not killing ppl/things). I swore I'd never own one or keep one in my home for obvious reasons, however ... that was before I saw these beauties:

Yes, that is a Dolce and Gabbana Uzi.

Feel free to shit yourself, b/c that's the most ridiculous, opulent, unnecesary thing you've ever seen and you can officially die happy.

You've seen it all.

This is in-fact, a gold plated, fully functional, Automatic weapon with an eyepiece and an extra hand hold so that you can better handle it while shooting . . . deer (I'm sure).

But wait, there's more:

The Chanel Grenade launcher takes all.

but the pièce de résistance is definitely the Fendi Chain Saw:


Clearly meant for human carnage of the goriest variety. Way to take the fashion accessory to the next level whoever you are that made these monstrosities of Fashion opulence.

But on a less girly/childish/shallow note. There is for sure a deeper meaning. Perhaps a statement about our preocupation with frivalous things, name brands and non sequoters, while people are dying half way across the world. Or perhaps he's just being ridiculous.

Note each weapon is monogramed to the "hilt" (pun intended). So even though I think they're pretty bad-ass. They're clearly a statement about something.

Your thoughts?